exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Randomize
