i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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