lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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