Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
