I just saw a hot homeless man
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
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How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
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He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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