I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
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I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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