I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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