twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
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Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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