love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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