I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
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NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Crop dusting thru forever 21
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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