i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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