do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
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I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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