My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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