Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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