I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
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Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
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We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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