Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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