Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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