i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
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