hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i just had sex bonerless
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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