It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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