Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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