Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
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Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
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I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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