like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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