This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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