idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
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Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
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