I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
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Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
You almost got us killed.
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Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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