This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
He passed out mid-signature
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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