Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
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i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
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