There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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