Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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