reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
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well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
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I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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