Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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