I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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