yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
it glows. i had to have it.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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