Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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