So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I have aggressive nipples.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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