Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
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Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
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I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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