What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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