I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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