i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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