This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
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How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize