Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Randomize
