are you still at the devil's house?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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