Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
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nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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