haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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