No stitches, just platelets and will power
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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