why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
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she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
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i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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