I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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