Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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