Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
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She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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