it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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