what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
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i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
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Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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