Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Are we still banned from the library?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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