You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
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I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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